friend\ zone

1. (Friend Zone) (8435↑, 3403↓)

What you attain after you fail to impress a woman you're attracted to. Usually initiated by the woman saying, "You're such a good friend". Usually associated with long days of suffering and watching your love interest hop from one bad relationship to another. Verb tense is "Friend-ed".

"I spent all that money on a date, just to find out she put me in the Friend Zone(said with eerie echo)." "You know that hot girl I've been talking to? She just Friend-ed me."

Author: I Like Bread http://friend-zone.urbanup.com/397307

2. (Friend Zone) (1246↑, 356↓)

Chris Rock once said something like :-- You know one cool thing about women, women get to have platonic friends. "He's my pal, he's my bud, he's my pla-ton-ic friend...I love him like a brother, he's my bud, my platonic friennd." Men don't have platonic friends. We just have women we haven't fucked -yet-..."as soon as I figure this out, I'm in there\!". I mean, we got some platonic friends, we go "Oh no I got some but they all by accident - every platonic friend i got is some women I was trying to fuck, i made a wrong turn somewhere, and ended up in the friend zone - Oh No\! I'm in the Friend Zone\!".

"you're really great, you're just such a good friend" and a million derivatives there of. Most likely being said around the globe as you read this.

Author: Postman_Pat http://friend-zone.urbanup.com/831299

3. (Friend Zone) (950↑, 249↓)

Definition: A state of being where a male inadvertently becomes a 'platonic friend' of an attractive female who he was trying to intitate a romantic relationship. Females have been rumored to arrive in the Friend Zone, but reports are unsubstanciated.

Girl: "I love you (Insert the poor bastard's name here,) but I dont want to ruin a great friendship by dating you." Guy: "Well why the fuck did I waste two months on you?"

Author: garrett M. S. http://friend-zone.urbanup.com/1408122

4. (friend zone) (883↑, 347↓)

A very frustrating and very shitty place to be. More commonly experienced by men than women. Mostly becuase of the fact that men are comfortable with being in a relationship/fucking a friend, where women will piss and moan about not wanting to ruin a frendship, somehow overlooking the fact that guys already have friends, and so do they. Stupid bitches.

Friend zone? Man, you don't wish that shit on your WORST enemies\! Thats fucked up yo.

Author: You don't need to know my name. http://friend-zone.urbanup.com/1089497

5. (friend zone) (591↑, 223↓)

A myth based on a lie straight women tell their ugly straight male friends as a less hurtful way of rejecting their sexual advances. It is said that if a man doesn't immediately make his romantic intentions known that the woman will forever consider him a friend. He is then said to be in the "friend zone."

Julie: "Fred's a nice guy, but he's kinda fat and ugly, so when he asked me out, I told him I didn't want to risk ruining our friendship. I mean, maybe if he lost a few pounds..." Nancy: "Good idea. That way his feelings aren't hurt. You really sidestepped that one." Fred: "Julie's totally into me, but she considers the friendship too important to act on her intense desire for me." Steve: "Aw, man, you're totally in the friend zone. That sucks. So what now?" Fred: "Well, I guess I have to keep trying, right? I mean, she must find me attractive." Steve: "Totally."

Author: Dracula's Spine http://friend-zone.urbanup.com/2803171

6. (friend zone) (473↑, 123↓)

The worse place a man can be unless 1.He is gay 2.The girl is ugly.

"John was glad Sandy put him in the friend zone because it looks like Sandy ran into a brick wall.

Author: Rich.S http://friend-zone.urbanup.com/2412350

7. (Friend Zone) (203↑, 20↓)

“The ‘friend zone’ is like the penalty box of dating, only you can never get out. Once a girl decides you’re her ‘friend,’ it’s game over. You’ve become a complete non-sexual entity in her eyes, like her brother, or a lamp.” - Ryan Reynolds in Just Friends

'I've been locked in the friend zone with her since highschool\!'

Author: diphthongdenim http://friend-zone.urbanup.com/4208437

8. (friend zone) (403↑, 225↓)

No Man's Land. The place a wuss finds himself when he attempts to get into a girl's pants by placing them on a pedestal. Ironically, this actually repulses the girl he is attempting to lay, and usually the girl finds him boring and just uses him for personal enjoyment.

I actually prefer the GF to have a guy in her friend zone. After I'm done banging her, she can go talk to him about how I don't care about her feelings, because I don't give a fuck.

Author: DaBoss http://friend-zone.urbanup.com/2114737

9. (Friend Zone) (210↑, 71↓)

Friendalia Zonalis... Also known as the 'Friend Zone'... a disease plaguing men all over the globe. Many men are or have been infected by the disease. What is it? Well, basically, it is a state the man has been put into by a woman after a failed attempt to start a relationship. What does this mean? It means you're fucked. It means that "hey you're a great guy\!\!\!," but they're really thinking "But i'm gonna hold out for someone greater." After everything is all said and done, they'll decide they want to keep you around because you're a "nice guy." Suggit...

Man: Hey, I care about you a lot, and I think we should be together... Girl: Oh, you're so sweet\!\!\! you're the greatest and sweetest person ever, but I can only see you as a friend (friend zone)... Man: Suggggggit...

Author: Garz http://friend-zone.urbanup.com/2911122

10. (Friend Zone) (105↑, 15↓)

Primary definition: No matter how a woman says it or the words she uses when she places a guy in the Friend Zone there is no going back. Regardless of how hot she is or what chemistry you thought was there, you're done. Like being broken up with before a relationship even got started. The quicker you reach the Friend Zone the better than there may not be as much attachment. Secondary definition: Groveling, begging or pleading will only push you into the Friend Zone deeper and deeper. Keep moving, don't look back. Call, text or email occassionally. Be aloof and keep your options open. This is the only chance you have to get out of the Friend Zone. As soon as you get Friended use that as motivation to meet another lady AS SOON AS POSSIBLE\!

Amy: "I think you're a great guy and want to get to know each other better. But I also want to keep my options open. I'm just looking for friends right now. I'm not ready for a relationship." Paul: "Than why did you reply to my Personals Ad knowing I was looking for a LTR?\!? I don't need more chick 'friends'\!\! I want a girlfriend. I got put in the Friend Zone after the first date\! This bites\!" ----------- Amy: "Got any plans this weekend? Let's go do something." Paul: "Sorry, I can't. I have plans with my girlfriend this weekend. Maybe another time." (the ultimate payback & turning the tables)

Author: NWbikerguy http://friend-zone.urbanup.com/4903886

11. (Friend Zone) (165↑, 76↓)

the last place any guy wants to be when he likes a girl

GuyA:dude i totaly like this gurl,but im stuck in the friend zone GuyB:that blows monky testicales

Author: Antwon charles fisher III http://friend-zone.urbanup.com/2468272

12. (friend zone) (96↑, 9↓)

When either a guy or a girl puts alot of time and energy into wanting to date someone but end up getting false hope and the common lines like "its complicated" or " i love you so much as a friend and i do not want to lose that bond" bottom line your just a friend. Usually that might make you feel like a gay confident and you will just suffer more while hanging around with the person you love. Often happens to nice guys who finish last.

john i am sorry but I like you more as a friend (welcome to the friend zone)

Author: hiddenhand http://friend-zone.urbanup.com/4269265

13. (friend zone) (92↑, 11↓)

Having all the responsibilities of a boyfriend with none of the benefits. Seen as a dick in a jar for women when she can't fuck someone better.

Mike had a crush on Kelly for years, but being in the friend zone prevented him from getting anywhere with her.

Author: Salvivor http://friend-zone.urbanup.com/4202957

14. (Friend Zone) (138↑, 75↓)

The shittiest place to be when trying to start a relationship with someone you like. The friend zone is worse then being told no because it is like putting a carrot on a stick in front of a Horse, and watching it chase after the carrot with no success, leading you on forever and fuckin ever.

Tommy: Hey, what do you think about you and me? Caitlin: Sorry Tom, I think we're just friends. Tommy: Friend zone, just Dandy...

Author: "Just a Friend(Unfortunately)" http://friend-zone.urbanup.com/3574853

15. (friend zone) (65↑, 7↓)

The state existing when two heterosexual people of opposite gender are "just friends" with Member A wishing to be "more than just friends", while Member B wishes to remain "just friends." In this situation, the Member A is said to be in the "Friend Zone." Member A is often the male, but female examples are not unheard of. Male Member A's are often timid and shy, whereas female Member A's are often just ugly. When neither member of the heterosexual platonic couple wishes to be "more than just friends", the concept of the Friend Zone loses much of it's meaning.

Member A (Male): Hey, I'm gonna always hang around you and complement you in a nonthreatening way and never make a move. You'll eventually love me and let me out of the friend zone. Aaaany day now... Member A (Female): Hey, can I suck your dick? No? It's because i'm fat and ugly, you say? Oh...

Author: MatthiasVargas http://friend-zone.urbanup.com/5179913

16. (Friend zone) (49↑, 13↓)

The worst fucking place on earth. usually occurs with nice guys because girls are shallow and love dickwads. im there im never getting out. if youre there then god help you if youre not, youre probably a douchebag to your girlfriends.

Me: hey.. i really like you.. do you wann go on a date sometime: Girl: i think we should stay friends. sorry :/ me: (in head) why does god hate me? me: ok so i take it im too ugly and nice, im going to take steroids and abuse girls i like emotionally and physically now. girl: *goes on about how assholes dont get girls* me: lying bitch and this is why the friend zone sucks.

Author: ihatemylife1234567891011 http://friend-zone.urbanup.com/6070380

17. (friend zone) (36↑, 2↓)

A realm of darkness and depression between hell and the earth's surface where innocent males are sent to by attractive/nice females when acting friendly as an attempt to build a good relationship with a female to interest them in a boyfriend and girlfriend relationship. This horrible place is to be avoided at all costs and all males are advised not to develop a [crush] on their close female friends in order to avoid this.

"So has (malename) had any luck with (femalename)?" - Generic person "Nah, I don't think the poor guy has a chance at this point, he's waited too long and she put him in the friend zone by now." - Generic person's [bro]/[buddy]/[pal]/[friend]

Author: doireallyhavetoenterapseudonym http://friend-zone.urbanup.com/6140440

18. (friend zone) (46↑, 16↓)

When a guy treats a woman like their girlfriend and spends money on them as if he was their boyfriend. Most of the time the guy who is stuck in the friend zone will also be whipped by his female friend.

Goodger: Hey Ashley, can i smoke a cigarette? Ashley: No you can not have a cigarette.(As she throws his pack out the window) Goodger: Im sorry please dont be mad at me. Ashley: I am now buy me wendy's im hungry. Goodger: Ok. (Damn im in the friend zone)

Author: Rob Szablewski http://friend-zone.urbanup.com/5074254

19. (Friend Zone) (79↑, 52↓)

Basically where a man ends up when a girl finds out that she can make him his "boy friend" without having sex or other equally gratifying contact with him. It's an especially bad place for the guy, because it means that he's in for relentless crying and bitching and suffering when she's in-between boyfriends. In other words, you're the first person she goes to when she needs a cry and a bitch, but the last person she'd actually date or have sex with. If she asks you how to get a man, knowing you like her, then just shoot yourself right then, or move on.

Brody: So, what did she say? Kyle: She said that "You're too good a friend for me to date you..." then later asked "Why can't I get a guy?" Brody: Dude, you're in the [friend zone]. Look up urbandictionary.com and askmen.com so that this emotional castration doesn't happen to you again\! XD

Author: Aakino http://friend-zone.urbanup.com/3852557

20. (Friend Zone) (26↑, 7↓)

1. The hellish place that a man will find himself in if he does not immediately place a woman he is beginning to form a relationship with below him and make his shallow sexual intentions the focus. This occurs most often when a man decides he likes a woman and actually has enough respect for her to treat her with dignity. 2. A term used by some women to excuse their complete lack of sexual attraction to a man who has recently made it clear they are interested in a relationship. This is mostly due to Disney movies, which give women unrealistic expectations and a sense of entitlement to a "Prince Charming."

Poor Bastard: (What they're saying) Hey, I've really enjoyed getting to know you these past few weeks. (What they're thinking) Hey, I've really enjoyed getting to know you these past few weeks. Selfish Bitch: (What they're saying) I know\! You're such a great friend\! (What they're thinking) I have too\! You're so good at listening to me complain\! Poor Bastard: (What they're saying) Well, that's the thing, I think I'd like to be more than friends. (What they're thinking) Well, that's the thing, I think I'd like to be in a relationship with you. Selfish Bitch: (What they're saying) But I wouldn't want to ruin our friendship\! (What they're thinking) I can't comprehend the fact that you legitimately care for me, and since I'm more sexually attractive than you are I'm going to use your feelings to my emotional advantage\! Enjoy being used in the friend zone\! Poor Bastard: (What they're saying) I get that, let's stay friends\! (What they're thinking) I'm going to go kill myself\!

Author: anjrou http://friend-zone.urbanup.com/6161428

21. (friend zone) (9↑, 1↓)

The state of being just a friend to somebody, usually for a very long time.

"Better to be an enemy than to be in the friend zone." -Anonymous

Author: kw1kw1 http://friend-zone.urbanup.com/6277550

22. (FRIEND ZONE) (8↑, 5↓)

The place a good guy dread and the gays love if a guy is a good friend and has made it to this zone that means that the woman is too stupid to figure out this is usually the best guy to be with

dude she put me ion the friend zone dude that sucks i didnt know your gay im not well i know your not a good guy fuck you go back to your fuck muppet

Author: muppet fucker http://friend-zone.urbanup.com/5879901

23. (Friend Zone) (1↑, 0↓)

A term used to vilify women for exercising her right to say no because somewhere along the line men got the idea that women are obligated to date or sleep with anyone who talks to them or who they're friends with, and if they don't they're horrible people.

Bob: Wahhh Suzy put me in the friend zone\! George: Oh forget her\! She's a heartless bitch\! All women are the same\! Suzy: Excuse me? First of all I can't help the fact that I'm not attracted to Bob like that. Second of all I lost one of my closest friends who it turns out was only pretending to be my friend in hopes of getting in my pants, and I'm the villian here?

Author: Letsbefriendsokay? http://friend-zone.urbanup.com/6397561

24. (Friend Zone) (1↑, 1↓)

Something you never want to happen to you.

Mike: She just friend zoned me. Rob: Oh, that sucks.

Author: HeroOfBowerstone http://friend-zone.urbanup.com/6384394

25. (Friend Zone) (20↑, 20↓)

A term used by incredibly butthurt little boys in relation to the fact that the girl they like doesn't want to fuck them. It's an excuse the little boy makes to make the girl look like she's doing something wrong when the little boy is really just over egotistical and/or an asshurt sore loser. The little boy just doesn't want to accept the fact the girl doesn't want him.

Tyler: That fucking bitch fucking friend zoned me\! Anna: Shut up, your ego will live. Tyler: She's just a stupid slut, every guy she dates is a douche\! Anna: You're just butthurt because she doesn't want you.

Author: Just another Black Sheep http://friend-zone.urbanup.com/6350060

26. (friend zone) (46↑, 69↓)

The worst place one can possibly be in when they have feelings for someone. It is where the person you are romantically interested in cares about you, but not in a romantic way.

I love my best friend, and she loves me, but only as a [friend]. I'm in the friend zone.

Author: raaaaaaawrzaz http://friend-zone.urbanup.com/3762535

27. (Friend Zone) (44↑, 77↓)

The Quickest way a woman to turn their guy friend gay

Man1: He used to be a blast to party with Man2: Yeah to bad he got friend zoned and went gay.

Author: Drail9 http://friend-zone.urbanup.com/3893722

28. (Friend Zone) (44↑, 79↓)

Effectively, when a man has been "fucked" by a woman...metaphorically speaking, of course. Emotionally the equivalent of being kicked in the testicles...everyday (because you see the person who's the reason why you're in the friend zone everyday, don't you?). As of now, modern science has been unable to find a cure.

As used in this sentence, "At least I'm not in the Friend Zone, like that idiot over there." In this unfortunate situation, the guy is mistaken on both counts: 1) he is in the Friend Zone, BAD, cuz he doesn't even know what the hell's going on, and 2) the other guy he is refering to is a bad example, because he is obviously gay, and therefore has no sexual feelings for the women he is around, and is more acurately placed in the lesser known or traversed, "GirlFriend Zone". Currently, no known straight male has yet been this far gone, so very little is available about this terrifying area.

Author: Elijah Bowman http://friend-zone.urbanup.com/2221244

29. (Friend Zone) (76↑, 132↓)

The term men use to blame their own shallowness on women.

A girl makes a new friend who happens to be a guy, and he's really nice all the time and she thinks, wow, I have a really good friend. But it turns out the guy isn't interested in friendship, all he wants is to "get some". Oftentimes, when the guy realizes that he's not going to "score" (how long that takes can vary), he suddenly drops his feigned friendship and moves on to other targets. The girl is left wondering what she did wrong to make such a good friendship fall apart, but of course what really happened was was that the girl had made the mistake of seeing the guy as a real person worthy of her friendship while the guy had only ever seen her as an object. The guy justifies his behavior by getting together with his buddies and whining about being put in the "friend zone" so that he gets to feel like he's the victim.

Author: Philia ouk Eros http://friend-zone.urbanup.com/5367024

30. (friend zone) (118↑, 219↓)

Where David is right now

Hey Dave, hows the friend zone?

Author: JP http://friend-zone.urbanup.com/1148067

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Last updated: 2012.02.29